We listed 4 homophobic men that we think are secretly gay and followed that up with another quartet. But it turns out the closet is literally stuffed with self-loathers. Here are the next 4 haters who you’ll likely one day see outed.
1. Ben Shapiro
Shapiro’s Facebook page describes him as a “News Personality”. His racist, homophobic, transphobic views probably qualify as news and he definitely has a “personality” – but it’s a crappy one. This conservative pundit sounds like a weasel trying to say human words and has the dead-eyed stare of a possessed ventriloquist dummy.
He’s the Editor-At-Large of conspiracy obsessed right-wing site Breitbart.com which is no surprise – Shapiro is conspiracy crazy. Among his beliefs – that English courses at college are actually a front for turning boys gay, that homosexuals want marriage in order to destroy religion and that gay people are using homophobia as an excuse to kill straight people.
Possible Evidence That He’s Gay: Shapiro’s been writing this stuff from a young age – his first book, Brainwashed: How Universities Indoctrinate America’s Youth, was published when he was 17 and it includes a hefty amount of anti-gay bile. Most likely he turned those strange feelings he was having for other men at the time into hate.
Place He’s Likely Looking For Sex: Shapiro is an Orthodox Jew so he’ll be on HEbrew – the app for gay Jews (okay, that doesn’t exist – but it totally SHOULD).
Will be Outed: By himself, when he realises the only brainwashing that’s occurred is the one telling him being gay is wrong.
2. Vitaly Milonov
It’s no secret that the USA builds the best homophobes and even exports its particular brand of hate. But there are actually plenty of non-American homophobes. Example One: Vitaly Milonov from Russia. This conservative politician who sits in the local parliament in St Petersburg was ahead of the anti-gay curve in his home country, introducing a citywide law banning “propaganda” of gay relationships to minors before the similar federal law was adopted and came into force. Putin handed Milonov a state honor for his anti-gay efforts. These efforts include constantly equating homosexuality with pedophilia and bestiality and calling for Facebook to be banned after allowing users to add a rainbow filter to their profile pictures.
Possible Evidence That He’s Gay: This guy talks A LOT about gay sex – and sex with animals so in fact he might love cock but equally he might just love actual cocks. Those poor roosters.
Place He’s Likely Looking For Sex: He believes more violence goes from gay people to straight people which sounds like wishful thinking to us. Check the local gay BDSM clubs.
Will be Outed: If karma works the way it should then he’ll end up falling afoul of his own law, caught putting up flyers for that gay BDSM club he’s so fond of.
3. Yahya Jammeh
Non-American Homophobe Example Two: Yahya Jammeh. Jammeh, which sounds a lot like the strange word Michael Jackson says all the way through Bad, is the “President” of Gambia. Those quote marks are necessary since he became the leader through a 1994 military coup which makes you not so much a President but a Dictator.
He is most famous for warning that men who had sex with men in Gambia would be put to death – “If you do it [in the Gambia] I will slit your throat”. He has been saying things like this for years, including that “LGBT actually stands for Leprosy, Gonorrhoea, Bacteria and Tubercolosis” which is ridiculous. Everyone knows the T stands for Trichomoniasis.
Possible Evidence That He’s Gay: Look at his outfit. He’s some eyeliner and heels away from appearing on RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Place He’s Likely Looking For Sex: Not in Gambia, that’s for sure. They behead queers in that place!
Will be Outed: In a way that involves that stick. And his bum.
4. Rick Joyner
But the US of A definitely has the copyright on creating world-class homophobes and one of the most successful is Rick Joyner. Joyner is the founder and pastor of MorningStar Ministries, a multimillion dollar a year earning church/empire. Although Joyner is a dead-ringer for a certain St Nicholas he’s not so much “ho-ho-ho” as “do-no-homo”.
His vitriol is always linked back to Christianity, whether it be claiming that Hurricane Katrina was sent by god because of the Southern Decadence festival or that gay marriage is a “dress rehearsal” for the end of the world.
Possible Evidence That He’s Gay: Straight people have never heard of Southern Decadence let alone know when it’s on.
Place He’s Likely Looking For Sex: SilverDaddies.com – it’s like someone created a website just for him.
Will be Outed: Southern Decadence takes place in late August this year and he’s bound to turn up in at least one photo. He’ll be the one covered in daddy bear chasers…