The World’s 10 Most Suggestively Shaped Countries

You’ll never look at a map the same way again.

Djibouti, you're going to have to open your mouth wider than that.

Djibouti, you’re going to have to open your mouth wider than that.

See, Mali knows how to do it!

See, Mali knows how to do it!

Haiti is a swallower....

Haiti is a swallower…

That hi-top fade makes Chad look like the sexy lead singer for Cameo. Remember, the guy with the codpiece...?

That hi-top fade makes Chad look like the sexy lead singer for Cameo. Remember, the guy with the codpiece…?

This style of butt plug is available in black and purple.

This style of butt plug is available in black and purple.

"Togo" rhymes with "dildo", which is ironic considering it looks just like one.

“Togo” rhymes with “dildo”, which is appropriate considering it looks just like one.

That first big blob of cum…

That first big blob of cum…

 ...followed by general cum splatter.

…followed by general cum splatter.

Someone’s into BDSM...

Someone’s into BDSM…

Nothing says "satisfaction" quite like a filled condom.

Nothing says “satisfaction” quite like a filled condom.

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