We call them “underwear” parties but typically you’ll find a whole array of garments on display there. Presenting the Himsical guide to what your underwear party attire reveals you.
I bought these especially for tonight.
This is the nicest underwear in my drawer.
Underwear with holes
This was the only clean underwear in my drawer.
There was no clean underwear in my drawer.
There was no clean underwear in my drawer but I got creative.
Plain cotton boxers
I could pass as straight.
I could pass as straight and I’m rich.
I could pass as straight and I’m hilarious.
Who wants to pass as straight?
The guy in metallic briefs is trying to pass as 29 – and failing.
Briefs with the ass cut out
I’m so first in line to be fucked tonight.
Actually, the “getting fucked tonight” line starts behind me.
I hope I douched well enough.
I didn’t douche well enough.
Is it hot in here or is it me?
No, it’s really hot in here!
No, I’m hardcore.
Underwear with fake animal tail
You’re both wrong, I’m hardcore!
Butt plug with fake animal tail
Sniff my pits!
Ordinary street clothes
I just like to watch.
I has the muscles!
I’m getting up at 7am for a 40 km ride!
Underwear with braces/suspenders
I’m a hipster.
I’m looking for a daddy.
Me want daddy too.
How about a mummy instead?
I’ve got Scots in me – want Scots in you?
I’m an exhibitionist.
I’m an exhibitionist!
I’m the real exhibitionist!